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Something weird happened to me today. Actually, it was pretty funny!
During my lunch break I was walking Twinko in the park nearby, when all of a sudden a policeman on a scooter appeared. He drove right up to me and stopped. I knew I was walking in a 'no dogs allowed area' so I just put up my innocent happy face and said: "Good day to you sir!" (knowing I could get a $150 fine) But the policeman wasn't after me nor Twinko. He looked at me, very serious and asked me, with a low voice: "Have you seen a man in a red sweater?" I thought back at my walk through the park so far... I passed a girl on a bike, a old lady with a german shepherd and a mother with her kid. No man in a red sweater, so I told the policeman: "No, I don't think so." "Okay, thank you." he said and he wanted to drive away. "Wait a second sir," I said: "Why this question? Is he a serial killer?" *big grin from my part* "No mam, this man has been spotted wearing only a sweater and some pink undies!" I laughed and said:"You're looking for a guy wearing pink underwear and a red sweater, and you ask me if I've seen a man in a red sweater? If I'd seen him I'd remember the pink underwear, not the sweater!!" Mister policeman smiled and said: "Hm, true.. anyway, in case you see him you know to walk away okay?" I told him 'thank you and I will' and then I told him not to worry for I was guarded by my very intimidating dog (Twinko the Killer Chihuahua). Again the policeman smiled and then drove away.
I continued my walk, looking for 'The Men in the Red Sweater' but I didn't see him. To bad, cause if I had I'd have told him that red and pink is not a very good combination!